Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Women: The Weirdest Creations of nature



I might sound a bit derogatory to the fairer sex but ultimately its the reality for the following reasons:

1. Of a million reasons to cry, men would find just one reason to be happy and make merry themselves as well as others. But, women on the other hand, of a billion reasons to be happy  would  find one reason to cry and make others cry.

2. If she asks you what is to be done and you suggest something then you are controlling and bossy. If you say "do as you wish" she would say you don't care for her and don't love her.

3. She would ask a question which doesn't have an answer (the chicken and egg sorts) for which you don't wanna answer and you don't answer. Then she would assume (essentially make an "ass" of "u" & "me") an answer which is quite not you what you wanted to say in the first place (of course out of your concern n love for her) and beat the hell out of you and crucify you.

4. If she's got a problem then she's got a problem. If she doesn't have a problem then again it is a problem cos she doesn't have a problem.
5. I guess as they say an artist can never ever replicate his own master piece. God too created man but possibly could never add in the fine touches in women. One of the key ingredients that wasn't built in a woman is "sense of humour" and being assertive and open to suggestions (this would be evident in the fact that more than 99 % women reading this would curse me directly or indirectly).

I wonder if its their innocence or ignorance which makes them oblivious to the amount of stress they're spreading across the people they live with.

While I truly respect women for what they are but just wonder if they could actually consider some scopes for improvement.